Google pushes ‘go’ on Android Studio

‘Our software is not released. It ESCAPES’

Worried Oompa-Loompas are questioning security guards and combing the wilds of Mountain View after it was discovered that Google has allowed a product, the Android Studio IDE, to escape from the Chocolate Factory’s near-impenetrable Beta compound.…

This Christmas, demand the right to a silent night

Usability is about lifestyle impact, not just ease-of-use

A few months back I spied a rare, spare week in my schedule and decided to turn it into a fortnight’s ‘staycation’. I’d stick around the house, but do no work whatsoever.…

HP flings big data at cloud, sysadmins’ faces

Another attempt at ‘your log files can tell you what’s about to go wrong’

Your log files, the story goes, aren’t just a record of every every stray packet that grazes your firewall or every temperature spike inside your servers when someone uses the microwave in the lunch room. They’re really a treasure trove of hidden indicators that can tell you not just how to stop IT breaking at the worst possible moment, but perhaps also show you how to run your data centre more efficiently.…