Two-year plan will harmonise middleware’s cloudy and on-premises release cycle
Microsoft has signalled it will harmonise the feature set of the cloudy and on-premises versions of its BizTalk Server.…
Oracle claims knockout blow in IP lawsuit
Judge says Rimini Street pinched Larry’s goodies
Oracle says new findings by the judge hearing its case against third party software support outfit Rimini Street prove its IP has been pinched.…
You’ll find Yoda at the back of every IT conference
The piss always taking is he. Bastard the.
Something for the Weekend, Sir? On stage, the presenter barely pauses for breath as he shares his extraordinary knowledge with rapid-fire delivery. His audience is captivated, amazed, enthralled.…
Pop-up ad man: SORRY we made such a ‘hated tool’, netizens
Brands bummed out by SEXY FUNTIMES
It’s been said before that if all porn was removed from the internet, only one website would remain: with the url wherehasalltheporngone.com.…
Microsoft punts FREE Office 365 mail migration, but some are not chuffed with the idea
Mmm, drink from our delicious fountain o’ cash, partners
Microsoft will roll out free email migration services for Office 365 punters from the start of next month as it tries to accelerate adoption.…
Google hops into bed with Brit red-top: Cooks up ‘draw an app’ coding compo for kids
Yes, Sun asks tots to debug broken page get out crayons
Comment British red-top The Sun is running a campaign to “Get Kids Coding” in collaboration with Google that demonstrates failures of judgment and technology that have reduced my family as well as some Reg staff to helpless laughter.…
What’s in your toolbox? Why the browser wars are so last decade
The new reality of picking a web winner
Feature Desktop browsers have reached a point where there isn’t a huge amount of daylight between them. Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox and Opera are all on a pretty even playing field when it comes to features and speed.…
Uber alles.. NOT: Berlin bans taxi ride app over ‘safety’ fears
If we see you on the road – that’s €25k
Taxi app Uber has been banned in Berlin after the German capital’s government said the service violated passenger safety regulations.…
Visual Studio Online goes titsup as Microsoft wrestles with database
Cortana, what does ‘multi-region full service interruption’ mean?
Updated Microsoft’s Visual Studio Online services for software developers are in the midst of a total outage that has lasted for more than four hours. The Redmond giant has blamed a database snafu.…
Time to move away from Windows 7 … whoa, whoa, who said anything about Windows 8?
Start migrating now to avoid another XPocalypse – Gartner
Companies should start planning now to phase out their Windows 7 installations, according to research firm Gartner.…